This article references out of character events, just like all the sodding rest of them
The writers of the Unilaterally Independent have, in a shocking turn of events, decided to actually do some serious work during lockdown, instead of spouting the usual drivel hosted here.
Some writers inexplicably spent time automating their sports output, when that time could have been better spent automating their shitposts. Some continued as normal, but without the shitposts that had previously slightly damaged the reputation they’d built for themselves.
Other UI regulars recovered much more swiftly, King Michael has become a professor of his own nation’s University, having become an expert in making rude words out of Scrabble letters during the 18 month hiatus. The President of Floria gained a PhD in disappointment, having continued to follow his local ice hockey team throughout the curtailed season. Craitland saw an increase in ólbescból-related activity, although no points were actually scored, the padded defence zone was comfortable as a “working from home” area.
Not all micronationalists came out so well though, as Senya’s president was arrested for breaching lockdown regulations after being so desperate to watch football that he travelled unnecessarily to a friend’s house to watch them play the FMF video game. Mercury’s president was emaciated after his hometown ended its reign as City of Culture, resulting in all “good bacteria” leaving his body in search of pastures new.