A man has died after leaping from the roof of an uncompleted stadium in Northcliff. Speaking to passers by, the man said he was fed up of having his hard-earned money taxed in order to build various sporting venues throughout the country, when many families in the nation still struggle to pay for basics like food and ice hockey sticks.
Realising the error he was about to make, he uttered the famous Florian colloquialism, “oh shit”, before leaping to his death. Sources from local police claim that there was no body recovered, but they did have to wipe up abstain on the pavement. It is unclear whether this is the remains of the man, or some graffiti.
